"Excuse me!" A woman charged across the clearing to my campsite. She stopped just short of bulldozing me with her ample hips.
"Can we share this space?" She waved at two vehicles puttering nearby. "There isn't another clear spot left."
"Sure, come on over," I replied.
The spot was rocky and the Kombi wasn't a 4WD. Besides, a bit of company sounded like an appealing change from my long evenings of solitude.
My fingers paused above the typewriter's keys. I was hesitant to return to work while the woman still eyed me expectantly. The seconds ticked by and my welcoming smile became strained. Finally she spoke.
"You'll have to move these things." She flapped her hands to indicate my cooler, my chair, my typewriter, myself.
"It's a tight fit and we want to park there." She pointed firmly to the opposite side of my fire pit. I don't know why she chose the narrow strip of ground over the more spacious clearing in which she stood but I obliged.
The car squeezed around the rocks and rattled its valves a final time as it wheezed to a thankful stop. The woman turned to me again.
"You'll have to move your car," she said. "We park side by side and your car is in the way."
"And where do you suggest I move it?"
"Over there." Her hand flapped dismissively at the craggy landscape.
"I'm afraid it's not 4WD."
"Well, just move that, then."
Flap, flap, this time at my tent.
"If you move that," flap, "you can move the car there," flap, "then we can park there."
"Daaaaaahling," called the driver, "just move and I'll park there."
"Where?"
"There. Where you're standing."
"I don't want to park here. I want to park over there." She pointed firmly at some imaginary patch of clear ground.
"There's no room there. If you'll just move, I'll park where you're standing."
"But I don't want to park here." She jabbed her finger at the ground, any easy flapping long dismissed in this battle of wills. "I want it over there!"
I glanced at the people in the first van. The driver gripped the wheel. His unblinking eyes were locked dead ahead. The passenger drooped against the window frame as if they had done this a thousand times before and would a thousand times again.
And people asked me why I traveled alone.